To commemorate justice fight of our fellow workers around the world and their Holiday of May 1st we are raising the price on the majority of Outcalls to $425 starting immediately.

Why?

We didn't raise the price since 2004 when 1 gallon of gas was around $1.7 - now is around $3

Everyone is so gung ho these days about employees and their well being so we thought we just give Them a raise! And since we have a full fledged Communism in USA nowadays, we though that this raise should come from YOUR POCKET!

So you can fell good about yourself!

And because $ is worth shit today

You can thank for this state of affairs to a few institutions:

Thank City of Chicago for practically making it impossible to park anywhere, except garages where we are getting fu...

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What happened???

Where is our Global Warming? Where is our february Summer? Where are the rising temps??? Ohhhh.... We guess someone already made all the money on GW and now we can move on. New topic is racism in Starbucks, lol!!!!!!!!!! It should rather be called Cockbucks, seeing all those beta males cocksuckers running it to the ground. They will close all the stores for one day, lmao!!!! Fucking retards... America needs a war, Civil War preferably so men can be men again, women wives and kids just kids, not some Zombies on Adderall.

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Here we go again... Eagles are circling over dead body of a Nation. Who benefits?

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