We don't do this often anymore since we have too many fucktards contacting us every single day, but this case needs our (and yours too) attention.
Got contacted by this individual and that's what ensued:
"Hello, are you by chance near Schaumburg today?"
Right away we knew that he didn't know who is he contacting and so on...
"Who do you want to see"
"Kinga, but location is more important"
"She can be in Schaumburg if needed"
"Also, sooner is better"
At this point it was certain that it's a waste of time, but gave him another chance.
"What time would you like to schedule"
"How soon can you have someone in area"
"Kinga might be there at noon ish" It was about...