You asked for it - you got it!!!!

To commemorate justice fight of our fellow workers around the world and their Holiday of May 1st we are raising the price on the majority of Outcalls to $425 starting immediately.

Why?

We didn't raise the price since 2004 when 1 gallon of gas was around $1.7 - now is around $3

Everyone is so gung ho these days about employees and their well being so we thought we just give Them a raise! And since we have a full fledged Communism in USA nowadays, we though that this raise should come from YOUR POCKET!

So you can fell good about yourself!

And because $ is worth shit today

You can thank for this state of affairs to a few institutions:

Thank City of Chicago for practically making it impossible to park anywhere, except garages where we are getting fucked without the soap

Thank Federal Gov for paranoic and idiotic policies

And of course BIG THANK YOU to those fuckers! https://www.federalreserve.gov/ you can send complaints there

You wanted socialism? You Goddamn got it!!!! Enjoy!!!

To those who won't understand - well, too bad!!!

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