Genesis - “Book of Miracles”

On the 8^th day of the week God said to Jesus:

“Son, go on and descent on The New Sodom and Gomorrah. You know that place the natives call Washington DC these days. Talk to #45 and ask him if he wants to be remembered by History and the (shee)people. There are few, very simple ways to do it. Only if he wants to”

“But, Father, do you think that Orange Man has the strength in him to do it? After all the snake tribe is all over him?”

“Son, we always give mortals the choice. It will be his choice to fade away or become the Greatest Orange America has ever seen”

“Ok Father, I shall talk to him in Oral Office then. Let's see if his intentions are noble and the will strong.”

Thus Jesus embarked on the short t...

Clients in 2004

“Yeah, sure Ill be there in an hour. Ill call you from the cab/Ill let you when I park”

Clients in 2019

"Can I see her in 15 minutes?"

“Is location IN THE LOOP? Like in 3 block radius?”

“Oh, no that's way too far! Michigan ave? Are you nuts?”

“Where should/could I park?” It's a fucking downtown. Street? Garage? Should we wash your car as well?

“Is there electric car parking space?”. Fuck off

“No. I can't go there. I'm on my bicycle” God help us...

It used to take me 45 fucking minutes to WALK from 1200 north block to south Loop. With a fucking stroller. In the winter time.

Don't be a fucking hipster kid. Grow up.

Ms Blaire

Regarding your awesome video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhnShhxfhQ

We love you and your work, but you have to admit that “jessica yaniv” is a smart (and manipulative) man. Smart in that sense that he knows he can game the system. We are not talking about him having “illegal” weapons or something frivolous like that. We are talking about topless parties for minors, putting businesses out of work, visiting ladies restrooms to voyeur on underage girls and so on...

So the question is - whose fault is this? His? No – the fault is ours.

It's our fault we let “the system” became so fucked up. It is a fault of all people who didn't lift the finger when one after another crazy laws...

IRS

It took us four days to finally get through to somebody in IRS. There are only two worse governmental companies: Microsoft and Google. You can't call them at all, lol.

Four fucking days!!! How many of us lost this time on such an endeavor unproductively?? How many men hours (sorry people hours) are lost in the scale of the whole Country? And why??

You say “not enough money” for all the programs? Well... cut the fucking programs then! Get rid of SNAP and other bullshit.

Why don't we just finally abolish IRS. Country was great before that and it can be great after we get rid of that cancer. If it was implemented it means that if enough people start thinking and demanding it, we can end the IRS terror reign.

There is no single reason to keep it. The only r...

The beauty of an actual Capitalism

Three days ago we booked short flight on https://www.jsx.com/ Private jets for about 30 passengers. We booked it three hours before the flight, for the price which was lower than commercial on the same route. Unfortunately one hour later situation changed and we had to CANCEL the trip. So of course with a heavy heart we dialed the 800 435 9579 number knowing whats gonna happen next...

In our dreams we were hoping for a credit towards the future travel. Refund was out of the question, obviously. Who didn't experience american airlines? Not talking about AA, but american airlines as a whole. They own our skies thanks to the .gov intervention, that's why flying domestic is a fucking shitty jok...

YES!!!! It finally dawned on us! We finally know why it is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of income tax!!!

That would be reverse racism!!! Check this article please:

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-29/cuomo-signs-bill-decriminalizing-marijuana-use-new-york

"Communities of color have been disproportionately impacted by laws governing marijuana for far too long, and today we are ending this injustice once and for all," Cuomo said.

Fuck this fucktard. He is not content that idiotic law has been repealed or softened, its all for the show anyway. No, he is being a racist implying that bad stuff is done by "peo...

Why everyone hates agencies??

Why are you getting pissed if/when/that you “can not talk to the girl personally”?

When you schedule your doctor's appointment are you talking to his/her secretary?

When you try to book Justin Bieber concert do you talk to him or his secretary/manager/handler or whatever you wanna call them?

Don't you see how many independent girls has “helpers” or “phone people”? Well guess why? Because they would not be able to handle the volume of the calls and sifting dicks from the assholes!!!

When you buy a plane ticket do you talk to the pilot? Why not? Do you feel left out then? Do you feel like you “can't establish personal relationship with the airlines?” Does it make an experience of flying less pleasurable?

Stop saying (callin...

So think about it...

Close your eyes, stop what you are doing, Sit down.

And think for a fucking second. Just fucking think. For yourself this time.

It is a light-er subject, or maybe not. But showing us who we are – slaves.

Recently we had a pleasure meeting one of the bored police officer who riding his bike made U-turn(!) just to give us a ticket for... not wearing the seat belts.

Think about this for a moment. We know, we know! You will come with this “but it is a law” bullshit. Yes. In the worst system on Earth – democracy, you can vote in pretty much anything. Hence, we have those idiotic, slavery laws like mandatory seat belts in your own car.

“Ok I understand you want to kill yourself, but what if you, or rather your ejected body will cause ha...

Banksters memory runs deep.

They don't easily forget our heroes who fucked their plans.

So they want to replace the biggest one of them from american memory. They want to replace him with a solid name we have to say. But the question is why Him and the 20 dollar bill? Why don't we put her (if we REALLY can't live without it!) on 5$ bill replacing the idiot who destroyed what America was about? Or 2$ bill which is almost an Unicorn, so we wouldn't have to see her face, which is quite frankly not the prettiest... Or, even better why not use 100.000$ bill – yes there was (is) one. Asshole on that bill fully deserves to be forgotten by history. He signed Federal Reserve System Act after all. Motherfucker.

Do YOU know who are we talking about???

File under Chicago esc...

We just “experienced” the movie “Beach Bum”

One word review: HORRID!!!

Big red flag should have been VICE as one of the producers right at the beginning of the credits.

Let's be brief so we don't waste a lot of time on this shitty “movie”.

Here we go:

Fucked up, dissolved family – check

Interracial “couple” - check

Loser “father” - check

Drugs everywhere (as it is a good thing) – check

“Freedom” without ANY consequences – check

Complete disregard for anybody else except yourself – check

Complete disregard for law and order - check

“Wedding” without the priest but with weed smoking losers - check

Acting like an animal – check

No roots whatsoever – check

No binding (the same) culture - check

We...