So how is Uber helping the environment?

We went out the other night. When the club was about to close the sea of drunken cheap fucktards crawled out from it with their eyes glued to their “stupidphones”. Everyone was summoning uber, lyft or “not so selfed driven” Tesla. And then it hit us: traffic was unbearable. Why? Well instead of the row of taxis patiently waiting for the passengers we had myriad of cars bouncing around the intersection we stand near. No one knew what was going on, neither drivers nor the clients knew who is to pick up who. Complete chaos. Complete waste of time, resources, gas, electricity and of course huge CO2 emissions!!!!

Progressive fucktards - you have to decide: either you want to keep your present standard of living or after the “Big and inevitable CLIMATE CHANGE” we will have to go back to horse carriages. Oh we forgot – horses take a shit so they are a UUUge methane emitters. So I guess horses are a no go? Scooters?

After 10 mins of looking for our drive and vice versa we were finally in the car. Fare was 21 bucks compare to 8$ 4 hours before. We struck a small conversation with our driver, who was a really cool dude and at the end of our journey we gave him 10$ tip: that was an eye opener for us – he was ecstatic!!! He said that no one is tipping. All the hipsters spewing garbage about 15$ minimum wage don't even want to tip a fellow comrade!

There is a huge dichotomy amongst fucktarded “democratic socialists”:

  1. medicare for all!!! we care about you and it should be free!! no one should be left to die on the street!!!
  2. fuck that, too many people on the planet. Abortion for everyone!!!
  3. too many cars on the roads
  4. fuck it, I don't want to wait for a cab, its too expensive anyway, let's unleash the tsunami of cars into (for example) the airports and fuck up already fucked up traffic
  5. let's make a minimum wage a 100$!!!
  6. fuck, why is everything so damn expensive???

… we could go on and on.

The bottom line fucktards can't (don't?) (won't?) see connection between the policies they want to implement and a real life.

That is why it's so frustrating when you hear those fucking communists speak.