Do you remember Tiger Woods?

Do you remember him fucking some chick who wasn't his wife? Probably yes, maybe no?

Who cares. 99% of people in his position would do and are doing the same. Girls are sluts and money/power is like a magnet to them. Fine, all good.

I was just thinking about his lost opportunity to make shitload of money back then and keep his honor. He apologized to everyone like a good pussy and blah blah blah... Lost his contacts with Nike and some other companies, the usual shit in America. But what he should have done was:

He should have approached Trojan – the condom maker!!! Can you imagine this perfect and brilliant ad???!!! Tiger Woods on national TV: “People cheat, that's the fact. I cheat, but when I cheat I do it with style - introducing brand new Trojan Magnum Special Tiger Woods Edition. Sold in all participating locations”

That would be fucking amazing!!!! America would love him! Instant redemption of the masses, money and saved face! That's what is most important. Wifey gets millions anyway so who the fuck cares??

I'm cheap, just give me 10 millions and you can cheat on me every single day! Exactly.

Instead, he went onto the used path. Broken pussy with no balls. Compare him to Bernie Ecclestone after he was robbed of his watch. Just look at the pictures...

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