The case for minimum wage. No, not really

I, the big politican in Chicago stipulate imposing a minimum wage on all escort services. Those poor women, working hard in a heavy rain or even harder in a heavier snow should make livable, humane hourly wage. I say make it 400 american dollars for 1 hour of incall and 500 american dollars for 1 hour of their outcalls. That should show the whole world that we care about them, that America is a rich Country and we will not tolerate poverty!

Who cares that no one will afford those services after that. Who cares that companies will have to hire illegaly, “under the table” going more “underground”. Who cares that many businesses will go bankrupt and girls will lose their livelihood. Who cares!

The most important thing is that on TVee I am gonna look great saying those monumental words about equality, dignity and unity! And the crowds of retards will love it...

And that's what happens when you impose a minimum wage on anything.

Comprende comrade?

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