Our first transsexual President born in Mexico made it absolutely clear that driving at night is a barbaric relict of the past, not align with our progressive future so making it illegal since it is the main problem of road accidents (pardon me: incidents) after the sunset. Thats why CONgress of 2038 passed very warmed welcomed law making driving between the sundown and a sunrise punishable by up to 10 years in prison and 250.000 of new Dollars (new dollar was needed after “old dollar” lost its world reserve status, caused by FED printing, which collapsed the eCONomy). New law reduced the rate of deaths to zero. That awesomeness was achieved also by making it mandatory to use the breathalyzer before each engine start. People were stunned knowing that for the last 150 or so years humans were driving vehicles without government permission which was being obtained every time person breathed to that device via online internet connection. How could we let that happen??? How could we trust ones actions?
eCONomy got even worse after that, since no business could be conducted at night. Trucks were grounded, people were laid off. But our glorious Leaders knew that the Happiness and the Health of the common Man was the highest priority. Word Capitalism worked like talking about Hitler in the conversation. If you even mentioned that dirty word you were automatically stigmatized as a Free Thinker dangerous to the Society.
Second Amendment got killed in 2028, when the Country finally got what was asking for: our beloved Queen for a President – Chelsea Clinton! After her it was all downhill. 2032 election was won by a black lesbian LahTiffah Jackson and in 2036 first, brown tranny was elected with the great help of the people of all three Californias. West Hollywood celebrated the news by passing the law lowering the age of the consent to 12 in the case of the girls and 10 for the boys. Powerfull players in the movie industry were thrilled!
There still were some pockets of the Resistance, but thanks to a mandatory education “new kids” would make little Hitlerjungen blush if it came to the governmental obedience.
USA, once the Greatest Country on Earth was fucked...