Fucking brilliant!!
Today we had a privilege of seeing a reaction of a sane person to our retarded laws in Commiefornia.
We went to Best Buy to buy a cable – by the way online price is 0.57$; Best Buy price... 9.99$...
Waiting for our turn to talk to the guy (since us girls don't know anything about electronics, lol!) we couldn't help but heard another customer telling the story. Judging from the accent man was from Australia but had to be here for a long -er time.
“So I am walking down the street and this motherfucking “homeless” guy is grabbing my camera! Managed to get it back and all, but so wanted to fuck this guy up, but hey! then I would be a bad guy, right?”
At this moment we joined the conversation: “Thanks City Mayor and the gang. They are “spending” millions of our dollars a year for those “homeless”, so of course you will get more of them, duh! Go to San Francisco, you are gonna see some shit there”
We have to say that the australian was enlighted: “Fuck no! I am not going to Dianne Feinstein country!”
Wow!!! We're not the only ones left with some brain! That's amazing!
And then something happened...
He put his credit card in the reader... and saw the tax he had to pay on his purchase...
“Are you fucking crazy???!!!!!! What kind of taxes are you paying here???? WTF!!!!!!” He was genuinely in deep shock. And he definitely should be. All we do nowadays, or rather all we are made to do by .gov is basically upside down and detached from reality. In plain words it is crazy.
It took him good 2 minutes to overcome the anger and complete the transaction.
“I went to Target and they asked me how many bags I am using???? WTF is this??????” Best Buy clerk laughingly said: “I will give you one bag for free”.
We are fucked. They even took plastic straws from us. What next? They don't care about 1.8 millions plastic syringes that were given to junkies in SF and are now missing, but they are freaking out about fucking straws!!!!
Yep, for people from outside the craziness bubble, what we do here is plain and simple fucking crazy... End of story.
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