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Women

I am god. I am writing this from the perspective of Zir, Hir or They (people who know – they know). I am not a woman nor a man. You dont know if I have kids or I dont. Dont hold it against me!

Now

What the fuck happened? What happened to women? Who convinced them, that bringing new humans to this World is a bad thing. Nowadays not even bad, but worse! They are opressed by nature, biology, their own bodies and of course men, only because they have to breed, so to speak. Who masterminded the plan presenting motherhood as something evil, not cool, not necessary??

It started over a hundred years ago, this war on Marriage. Men are pigs, men beat women, men are drunks and idiots etc... To be a white man these days is a fucking pain... They are “responsible” for all atrocitie...

Death of a Miss America contest

Communists Empire Strikes Again

This time robbing women from their right to wear bikinis and night gowns.

You can not make this shit up anymore. Onion basically documents our era – they dont have to think about coming with some bullshit jokes. Jokes are written everyday by bent reality. Shaped by balls – less, soy eating boys, who happened to have a power, or feminists nazi (“nazi” - thinking about SS guard in a German camps).

Sad thing is, we do know where it leads:

In 15 years “Miss America” will consists of 25 (or whatever the number is) finalists wearing long, grey uniforms, covering their whole bodies with no make up. Make up was deemed illegal in 2025, because it was a tool of patriarchal opression women by men. Since viewership plummeted to almost zero 7 y...

Is it weekend yet?

Another stunner from Ece. Our former colleague - super blonde Madison. One of the best Chicago escorts. We wish She would come back!

Just some nice mental photo for the weekend, lol!

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Bum Wednesday!

Super cute bum Wednesday! This particular one belongs to Chicago escort Priscilla, who we hope will visit back soon!

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New Chicago escort Noelle. Super Blondie!

New member of our Team of Escorts in Chicago, Noelle starting today. She is a lovely super Blondish girl with a very interesting personality. With a minimum experience in the Game She makes a great addition to Chicago escorts at Ece.

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It's (almost) the Weekend!

It's the (almost) Weekend edition. In this one you can look at awe at a super sexy Giselle B. - exhibit C+, lol!!!

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Girls who didnt make the cut... lol!!!

Sometimes Life gets in a way of Fun. From time to time we will show you our Chicago escorts who almost made it to Town. We start with a lovely brunette from Europe. Maybe someday...

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