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SEO shill

SEO shill

Yep, the girl on the photo was for You to click on this article.

Another boring work. Writing a shill to bounce the numbers on “don't be evil” website. Do you remember that? When Loogle had that motto? It sounds fucking prophetic now. They become EVIL.

We tried to buy some ads on adwords. Million questions, phone numbers, credit cards details. Fuck that. As soon as we gave them our phone number ten advertisers called right away. People don't realize we are cows, sheeps and the end product for them.

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Fuck the rules

Now, when the dust settled down we can talk about what happened to Judge Kavanaugh. And it's not about Kavanaugh. It's about all other, small, regular people who got fucked by, or are getting fucked by “pound me too” witches and soyboys.

The “Left”, “Marxists” or just simply idiots – like I call them, want to destroy everything. They want to destroy our past, present and the future. We are in the midst of a Cultural War. Cultural war on every possible level. You can perfectly see it in media, all kinds of media that they control. We see it, they know what they are doing. Well at least some of them. Majority might really be that fucking stupid.

Have you seen Cock Norris:

You don't need my ID

No ID at the doctor's.

I tried to visit a doctor yesterday... Nothing fancy, just a pop in my ear. Ear fucking doctor! Not a nose job, nor my boobs! They declined to see me. Reason? I wouldn't show them my ID. Why would I? I was paying cash so it makes me a terrorist. I thought that the first responsibility of a doctor was to do no harm and help people saving their lives? I didn't know they were guardians for the government? I guess I was mistaken. What happened to Hippocratic Oath? Or do they pledge allegiance to .gov now and checking ID's is their only job?

I have been told that it is a law right now. Like in the hotel, before you check in you show ID. Where are the Democrats? They scream when the blacksies “can't” vote with NO ID, saying it's racist! They can not afford I...

Starfucks Coffee


How to get rid of all your clients showing the world that you care about them so much at the same time.

Remember that fuckface CEO of STRBCKS apologizing for nothing? Virtue signaling at its finest! They opened the stores to everybody: junkies, homeless, crazies. I guess something happened because at least one store I always go to changed its mind. They got rid of pretty much everybody. Especially hipsters sitting there for hours using their electricity and WiFi. How did they achieve that goal? Very fucking simple: they blocked all the electrical inlets, lmao!!!!! End of story. Buy the coffee and get the fuck out!!!!

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United Airlines shit hole

United Airlines

Why United Airlines hub in Newark is such a shit???

Toilets smell like... well - shit and are tiny as fuck. Going there is unhumane and undignifying experience.

Why american airplanes look more and more like old buses in the Third World countries? I didn't sign up for flying with dogs peeing on the floor, because their owner needs them for his/her/zir/zer “emotional support”. It's a slap in the face for the real disabled people: deaf, blind, with no limbs.

Unfortunately, since I have to pay my taxes to support fat people, lazy people and idiots and don't have enough money left for myself whenever I travel I get the cheapest fair possible, which means United this time. I got lucky, but my friend didn't. She had to sit arm to arm with “disabled” 40...


We are due for another SEO bs but our head is empty. Well we might utter few words after Joe Rogan's and Elon Musk podcast.

Not taking away from Mr. Musk things that he has done (with taxpayer help) but we have a couple of questions:

He said that the biggest obstacle in a drilling under LA is governement

But yet few sentences later he wants another governmental body to be established to control underground facilities

He is talking about global climate change, our carbon emissions etc... stuff that no one knows how to predict, no one knows what really the problem is and so on... And this is his excuse for ALL cars to be electric. Of course with the help of a governement.

It just doesn't compute with us. Strange...

And I thought a definition of the inno...

The pussy edition

Do you remember Tiger Woods?

Do you remember him fucking some chick who wasn't his wife? Probably yes, maybe no?

Who cares. 99% of people in his position would do and are doing the same. Girls are sluts and money/power is like a magnet to them. Fine, all good.

I was just thinking about his lost opportunity to make shitload of money back then and keep his honor. He apologized to everyone like a good pussy and blah blah blah... Lost his contacts with Nike and some other companies, the usual shit in America. But what he should have done was:

He should have approached Trojan – the condom maker!!! Can you imagine this perfect and brilliant ad???!!! Tiger Woods on national TV: “People cheat, that's the fact. I cheat, but when I cheat I do it with style - introducing br...

You can do it too!!!

You can do it too!

All you need is your perfect body and a good tattoo artist! Two major corporations: Audi and Mercedes are paying Lilly 10.000 american dollars every single month whenever She wears bikini or lingerie in a public spaces. And since She lives in Hawaii it's pretty much everyday. Incredible! This is an opportunity of the life time for all women and men wanting to show off their perfect bods. We have heard that if you tattoo your butt, the premiums are skyrocketing! Few ideas you can pitch to your local corporation: “In-N-Out Burger” tattooed between your thighs, or “B-eat more chikin” by Chick-fil-A you know where.

We think it's a great way to make some money in our post indutrial world where everything is propped up by our beloved FED.

File under Chicag...

Just a short announcement from Plato

Thought/quote of the day by Plato

“Wake me up when He “Mr.Trump “ abolishes IRS”

How did we get to this point? What point You ask? How did we get to the point that americans can not even dream about living their life without paying income tax? The bullshit saying: “there are only 2 certain things in life: death and taxes” is pissing me off so fucking badly.

In these days if you even hint about abolishing an income tax, sheep will look at you like: “what? And how would our Country survive surgery like this? How would we pay for all the welfare programs, military toys, bridges, unnecessary wars etc??”

We are in the realms of Copernicus and his heresies about Earth orbiting around the Sun.

And it's been only a 100 years. Only a hundred ye...

Gun owners vs dog owners

Dog owners vs gun owners

Dog owner:

regressive liberal (we are excluding of course hunting dogs of the gun owners, lol)

zero respect for the law (just go to any grocery store, restaurant or Neiman Marcus to see those fucking dogs everywhere)

his/her motto is: even if you dont like the dogs – you WILL like them and accept and tolerate them otherwise you are a bad person!

Gun owner

usually normal person/”conservative”

utmost respect for the law

his/her motto is: I do understand that you dont like guns and I will NOT impose my thoughts on you but I want you to do the same and let me keep my guns for my safety

Do you see the difference???

I wonder what kind of uproar that would be if I walked up the...